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Post by HyperGFreak on Mar 30, 2008 23:23:06 GMT -5
((Gotta run. Sorry. Been lazy. And levelgrinding on RPGs. That takes a while. Shut up, stop glaring.))
As Tortonne raises his foot, however, it fails to fall, as the ginormous carapaced critter suddenly jerks back, arms frozen, limbs stuck in air, beak just a wee bit open as agony lances through his frame, this time in a much more conventional manner than a maniacal, music-playing Bling of mass destruction. With a bloodied gurgle, Tortonne stays frozen in the air, aware alone of an incredible pain stuck through him holding him above Rosie. The source of this, though, is clearly visible to both Cacharius and Rosie, as Davy Stoned now stands, having taken about half a step forwards while glaring daggers at the shark, directly behind Tortonne.
"Yeah, taste yer mayonnaise, hope ye like it," the pirate snarls at his sharkish adversary as he rams the AIDs Blade deeper up his foe's asscrack. With the immune-system neutralizing blade shoved all the way up from the bottom in, through muscle and sinew, chunks and bits all the way up into the middle of the torso, the flow coming from each and every of Tortonne's wounds starts to increase, waterfalls starting to slosh down the shell's bumps. Cacharius may or may not have attacked at this point, its hard to tell. But what Davy did at that moment was so made of epic win that both the walrus and the shark refused to touch him.
Baring his teeth in a yellowed grin, Davy starts to hum the Macarena, while ramming and removing his sword to the beat. As he does so, his knees and legs pump with the music, and he goes on like this for two or three repetitions, the other kaiju finding themselves in the mood to dance along with the totally awesome song. With each jab, Tortonne gargles gore out of his throat, sending it splattering to the side of Rosie -
And then it is done, Davy ripping his sword free and kicking the beast aside. He then pivots and turns to Cacharius, rushing the shark with Norrington's damned rapier. "MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!"
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Post by Omegarex24 on Apr 3, 2008 8:52:52 GMT -5
Carcharisu swats the sword away, sending it clattering into the paveent behind him, as he lunges forward again, snagging Davy's tentacled face with his fangs. The rubbery flesh snaps and tears easily enough, considerign what it's being put through, as Carcharius rips a bloody chunk of still moving flehs from his foe's face.
He swallows his catch, elaving Davy writhing and screaming in agony, as the shark mutant turned to Rosie. Davy doesn't bleed much, but this other creature does. And as always, Carcharius is quite hungry. He lunges forward, anti-coagulant pumping though his saliva, as he tries to clamp his jaws down on one of Rosie's arms...
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Post by Monster Master on Apr 5, 2008 22:28:23 GMT -5
Bad move. The pain that came from the bite hurt, yes it did, but instead of forcing the shark away, his other hand pressed down on the skull, forcing it to stay put. He looked over at the turtle that stood a good distance away. The walrus stood up, balancing himself on his talon-like ending feet and turning so that Carcharius' body half-wrapped around his body.
Finally in sight of the turtle, he sneered, gripping the back of the shark's head fully and, while ripping his own fur and flesh off, pull Carcharius' head away. The walrus snarled aloud, smashing a foot on the ground while his other, now free hand, came up and gripped the bottom jaw.
The shark cried aloud as the walrus sank the shark to its knees and began to push open its jaws with all its strength and weight. Flesh and muscles around the jaws began to tear, making the jaws effectiveness lessen as streams of cold blood began to fall in and out of his now-gapping mouth.
With a show of badassery, he threw his shark-like adversary to the side, letting it stir in a pool of its own fluid. The walrus looked up, burning eyes meeting those of Tortonne as he lifted a foot and pressed it down on the sternum of Carcharius...
(OOC: No, I did not break Car's jaws. Just forcefully pryed them open and did some damage to the bones and flesh, but they're still usable.)
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Apr 14, 2008 15:06:27 GMT -5
As Rosie aplies pressure to Carcharius' chest, Tortonne thunders forward. Rosie remains unflinching, keeping his foot on the shark monster. Expecting another punch, Rosie is caught off guard when Tortonne lowers his head and leaps at him.
SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Tortonne's shoulder is driven into Rosie's gut, and his tremendous momentum sends the pair to the ground, with Rosie on the bottom. As Rosie wheezes from having the wind knocked out of him, Tortonne sits up on the walrus' stomach and gets ready to deliver multiple punches to Rosie's face.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Apr 20, 2008 22:51:17 GMT -5
((...what the hell is wrong with all of you? Why can't you all post on weekends where I have free time like normal people? Why do you have to post on MONDAYS all at once, where I don't have time until the next weekend? How do you guys even HAVE time on Mondays? >.>))
"Arr, blasted scalawags, ye hurt me poor babies, ye did..." With a grunt, Davy levers himself upright, the remnants of his beard tendrils clawing and slapping futilely at the large chunk Cacharius had removed. His head rotates, his claw reaching up to grasp his hat and pull it back into place. To the left, the giant great white twitches on the floor, still winded from Rosie's attack; on the other end, something much more irritating to the old sea dog occurs. As the mohawked walrus struggles with the winding-up Tortonne, Davy raises his hand and flips Tortonne the finger.
And a mighty impressive finger it is. As Tortonne catches the sign of a piratical "eff off" from the corner of his eye, he suddenly is shocked to the point where his entire attention is caught, as the extendable, rubbery appendage grows...and grows...and grows some more, reaching out into a tentacle forty to fifty meters long, writhing in the air, staying more or less vertical, giving the mammoth creature the bird. Suddenly, Davy lashes his hand forwards, in a fist with the finger extended, back of the palm face up. Like a whip, the middle finger lashes out, but it continues to extend even further, before looping around Tortonne's neck two or three times in total. The suckers on it latch onto the flesh, holding the critter tight, and with one rough yank, the creature stumbles over, landing on his rump at Davy's feet.
"C'MERE, BITCH!" Davy snarls, giving the finger a quick yank to tighten it up. As oxygen is cut off from Tortonne's brain, the beast gasping, the pirate reaches above his head with his other hand, holding his Claw of Castration vertical. Golden energy crackles over the Claw as it charges, yellow sparks starting to fold into it, until a vortex of energy spirals around and around, causing it to glow. Then, as the first foam begins to slip from the jaw of the victim, Davy brings the pincer down with full force. It smashes hard-on into the top of Tortonne's tough skull, and a hard crack is heard, before a shockwave pulses out horizontally, passing through all four combatants and rustling over their flesh.
A massive explosion rocks the air, engulfing Davy and the target with concussive force, and both are hurled backwards, Davy landing on his feet, Tortonne taking it hard on and being driven into the cement down to his waist, arms grasping at the base. He's in no shape to pull himself out, though, as the Claw's handiwork has smote his head quite painfully; while nothing is broken, the point-blank attack has the head a bit out of shape, a large dent visible on his head, and ichor sprays from his beak, eyes, and large gashes and cracks split open on his neck and upper body.
Davy steps up to the drooling, stunned tortoise and then prepares to punt him in the neck with his drill peg leg.
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Post by Omegarex24 on Apr 22, 2008 9:19:47 GMT -5
But hsi assault is interuppted by the timely arrival of Carcharius, who sees Davy as hsi easy meal ticket. The mutant shark slams into the seaman, lifting him bodily before slamming him back down to the pavement. Certainly not enough to hurt the monstrosity, but enough to straddle him and begin hsi true assault.
Carcharius slashes repeatedly across Davy's face, drawing blood, fluids, and whatever else is there in flowing rivulets, as chunks of flesh get tossed all over the place. Anti-coagulant drips from Carcharius' fangs as he goes for the head of hsi foe, ready to rip it apart...
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Post by Monster Master on Apr 23, 2008 12:06:32 GMT -5
Rosie shook his head, clearing the cobwebs before looking at the bipedal shark and uber-sized pirate. They seemed to be even... For now. His new target had pissed him right the f*ck off. The gigantic walrus charged forward after standing up. By now, the turtle was also standing up...
He'd have to fix that.
Rosie ran forward and outstretched his arms. Tortonne's eyes grew wide as he realized what was about to happen...
CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!
Tortonne's body flew over Rosie's arm before falling back to the Earth with a mighty thud. Something must have ripped or broken inside for blood now oozed out of the reptile's nose and jaws.
Rosie then looked around and saw a conveniently placed rock. He picked it up, walked forward, and prepared to drop it on Tortonne's skull.
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Post by Inferno Rodan on May 2, 2008 0:00:44 GMT -5
Of course, Tortonne is in no mood to have a rock dropped on his head, so he grabs Rosie's ankle and yanks the Walrus' foot out from underneath it. The mammalian monster topples over, losing its grip on the rock in the process. In a delightful bit of irony, the rock drops onto Rosie's own skull.
Tortonne then gets to his feet and attempts to stomp on Rosie's crotch.
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Post by HyperGFreak on May 2, 2008 23:23:59 GMT -5
Davy wouldn't take kindly to Tortonne taking his job. Unfortunately, he's a bit busy with Cacharius. While his squiddy face is chewy and stretchy, he's lost too many tentacles to those teeth, and those claws have ruined that facial pore on his cheek that he uses to smoke stuff. On top of that, he still has that big hole that that damn shark pulled out. Time to teach the scalawag a lesson.
As Cacharius lunges for the guide of souls, dripping what appears to be his own nasty blood to his perverted mind but what is actually anti-coagulant, Davy leans upwards to meet him. His beards tendrils have been mostly lost, the stumps still squirming and wriggling all over the streets of London, writing down the lanes, but he doesn't need them for now. Rather than going through the lengthy healing and reattaching process of normal squids, he simply spawns more. From beneath his chin and the rest of the side of his face, yellowed tentacles whip outwards, spinning into Cacharius's wide open mouth.
The killer shark has no time to respond to Davy's vicious, tentacle raping assault. The six or seven spiral down his throat, trying to spark a gag reflex, probing and prodding at the walls of Cacharius's innards as they go; meanwhile, another flurry splatters over the shark's face, clawing at his eyes. Two tentacles spiral down into the shark's innards and latch onto objects with their pores, while another three stab out of his gills, bringing a shower of blood with them. The ones on the outside repeatedly stick into that area as well.
Now the Captain stands up straight, dragging the shark with him, and tenses. His beard stretches, folds, and twists Cacharius into a very painful position, head contorted, innards turned, limbs flailing, and while he fails to break any necks, he does damage many objects inside, as blood begins to gush from the gaps in the shark's teeth and from his gills.
Davy relinquishes his grasp and drops the shark. "Hey, why are ye all making lazy posts?" Seeing Tortonne having made the laziest so far AND stealing his job, he then lunges forwards and clamps him with the claw, pulling him back and trying to kick him in the balls too...
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Post by Omegarex24 on May 6, 2008 9:58:02 GMT -5
Carcharius roared in fury as he slammed into Davy from behind, not interested in letting his meal escape. With as much blood having been spilled here as in any battle, the scent was driving the mutant mad, and making several changes to hs biochemistry. Pain receptors shut down and adrenaline pumped through his system, making him a thouroughly unstoppable killing machine.
Davy collapsed as Carcharius dug his talons into the squishy flesh of his back, again and again, tearing free chunks of rubbery squid-meat before eating the mess whole. As Davy struggled beneath him, Carcharius buried his face int he open wounds and began to rip and tear...
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Post by Monster Master on May 7, 2008 0:17:16 GMT -5
Rosie bellowed in sheer rage as he stood up on thick legs. The furry nightmare charged forward, grabbing the gigantic turtle from the back and quickly spinning the reptilian adversary around. The gigantic turtle snorted in surprise and soon screamed in pain as Rosie thrust forward both his hands.
Each hand, tipped with three lethal claws, stabbed into Tortonne's front armor plate and began to rake downward. A spray of glorious gore washed across Rosie's face as he tore free his claws and exposed the six gashes to the world.
He then looked over to Carcharrius.. And an idea came to mind.
As Tortonne fell backward, the walrus gripped its arm and pull upward. He then spun and released Tortonne.. Sending the super-heavyweight on a collision course with its fishy ally.
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Post by Inferno Rodan on May 12, 2008 20:35:13 GMT -5
Tortonne, lacking any means to control his flight, is basically helpless to stop the collision. He pulls all of his appendages into his shell to minimize the damage to both himself and his ally as much as possible before colliding with the shark. Tortonne smacks into Carcharius like a boulder, sending the two of them to the ground.
Of course, this doesn't really bother Tortonne much, what with his shell and all. So he stands up almost immediately and quite unfazed. With a roar, the tortoise monster charges back over toward Rosie. He reels his right arm back while reaching forward with his left. His left hand grips one of Rosie's tusks to brace the monster against the incoming attack. His right arm thrusts forward, his clawed fingers held out straight. Rosie screams in pain as Tortonne's hand sinks into his gut up to the wrist. The scream is cut short, however, when Tortonne pulls Rosie's head forward while simultaneously swinging his own head forward. Tortonne's bony skull meets with Rosie's fleshy snout, resulting in a stream of blood from the latter as it bounces off the former.
With that, Tortonne shoves Rosie back, releasing his grip on the tusk and letting the walrus fall over. He then walks around next to Rosie's head and balls up his fist, then drops, aiming his fist at the walrus' skull.
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Post by HyperGFreak on May 23, 2008 23:01:01 GMT -5
((Damning hate the last few weeks of school. Finals...))
Davy glances up as Tortonne thunders past him, charging back at Rosie, then stands up himself, shaking off as he does so. Barnacles and other assorted sea bits and pieces tumble from his ravaged back, spilling over the remnants of his shirt as he rises to his feet. Beard tugging at his shoulder blades, he attempts to peek over his shoulder to see what Cacharius has done to his back. With all the success of those times when people use mirrors and still don't quite see what they want to see, he utterly fails. Still, he can feel the chunks that the giant shark has taken out of him, and he can definitely tell that he isn't going to be sitting easy in the easy chair for a good, long time.
Spinning on the downed great white, elongated middle finger rubbing at the large craters in his back, Davy glances down at Cacharius, who still has some chunks of that rubber, hard-to-digest squid chunks in his maw, attached to various elongated teeth. "Swag," the pirate grumbles, swiveling his finger around and wrapping it on an object at his hip. "Ye wanna chew on something? Chew on this, then!"
And with that, his sucker pores latch onto his volatile kerosene-Smirnoff blend, whipping it up into his fist. His claw reaches down, jamming in between the shark's jaws and forcing them open as he takes the gas-can shaped object and holds it near the shark's maw. Leaning close, wrapping his beard around its nozzle, Davy blows gently into the tip, starting the spark. Swiftly, he hurls the object into Cacharius's incredibly powerful maw, but before the monster can regurgitate or spit it out, he removes his claw and clamps it down hard over the shark's mouth, straddling him as he does so.
The incredible jaw power of Cacharius meets the incredible clamping power of the Claw of Castration as Davy's entire hip flask detonates within Cacharius's maw, pouring the kaiju equivalent of liquid fire down his throat and also into his shut maw. The force of the explosion itself burns the mouth of the shark black, though by this point, Cacharius isn't feeling anything but bloodlust anyway. The detonation shatters one or two teeth, blasting a hole in the bottom of the jaw and through the roof of the mouth, throwing shrapnel and flames through the head, while the incredibly potent drink spills down the great white's throat, scorching it the entire way. Most of it, more than even Davy could drink, spills down into the innards and digestive system, charring the calamari chunks and searing the organs.
Cacharius feels none of this burning pain, of course, having shut his pain receptors down. Still, he wants to sink his jaws into something, namely Davy, and his jaws are powerful enough to slowly pry the Claw open as they move. Liquid fire gushes out over his chin as Davy rides the giant shark as if he were in a rodeo of the sea.
"Ye damn sharkie!" Davy roars as he bucks and whirls on the adrenaline-filled Cacharius. "I'll bite ye face off, I will!" As he yells this, an extra effort from the vicious jaws pries his crab claw open an extra notch, while his beard whips up to hold his hat on his head. Realizing that he can't hold on for much longer, he lets out a whoop, and just like a rodeo boy on a bull, he nudges the shark sides with his knees, leaning forwards as he does so to see if he can get Cacharius to ram into the back of Tortonne...
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Post by Omegarex24 on May 26, 2008 22:33:10 GMT -5
But Carcharius is too pissed off and hungry to do more than thrash aroun don the spot, smashing Davy to the pavement again and again as the two writhe around in a bloody parody of all those cartoon brawl balls. The shark's fangs, talons and blades rend, tear and shred anything they come into contact with, including Davy's rubbery body.
And with the squid-man left bleeding on the streets, Carcharius rises to hsi feet, jaws open wide, and prepares to slam them shut on Davy's head, hopefully tearing another chunk of flesh with them...
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Post by Monster Master on May 27, 2008 21:28:15 GMT -5
Tortonne's clobbering fist came down to smash into Rosie's skull once again, but the walrus would have no such thing. His left hand lashed upward, catching the arm and pulling the turtle's head down. Releasing the arm, Rosie's other hand shot upward, clamping around the mutant's throat like a vice.
The free hand pushed off the ground, allowing the Klenthurian chimera to stand upward. The arm then came up, meeting the stranglehold as the walrus lifted Tortonne off the ground as if it weighed nothing.
Its clawed feet dangled in the air as its brain was denied the oxygen it needed to live. Its reptilian eyes rolled back into its skull as the walrus snorted in rage. Its arms bulged with muscle power as he continued the infamous two handed choke. After several minutes of the torture, Rosie exploded with primitive fury...
The beast kept its hold, but pulled the turtle close and then threw it back. The speed of the push lifted the turtle's bottom end to try and fly upward. The monster then pushed downward and released the grip. Tortonne forcefully belly flopped on the ground, doing who knows what to its shell and insides...
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