Logmon vs. Hyper, South American Smackdown II

[Logmon1]

Logmon1: Mecha-Rex

HyperGFreak: MIE

Arena: South America, Venezuela (sp?), mid-day, light rain.

Ref: Omegarex

[Omegarex24]

This is going to end badly.

Forget intros and just kick ass.

[HyperGFreak]

(*Sighs* Loggy, wanna annoy the ever-pessimistic Omega more by changing the title to "South American Smackdown II?" Well, in the infamous words of IR, slightly rephrased:

*Begin Lazy Post* )

"What the f*ck are you both doing?" the still alive Luigi Pianazzo the first bawls as he slams his fist down on his lounge chair, folds of obesity bouncing around. Popping an olive into his mouth, he screams at the MIE, "Hurry up and attack, you useless piece of damned scrap metal! The other guy obviously doesn't want to hit first, and anyway the author really wants to show off his new avy and sig! SO POST!"

The MIE steps forwards in the light rain and gives Luigi the bird with a very long middle finger. It then proceeds to use nearly a month of accumulated heat, taking one long bound over to Mecha-Rex and grabbing its face, lifting it off the ground. Extreme warmth pulses through its limbs, its hands glowing a fiery red as it starts to transmit incredibly amounts of heat into Mecha-Rex's face. Due to a month of inactivity, the machine is lethargic and slow to struggle, allowing the MIE's assault to cause the sides of Mecha-Rex's head to melt like silly putty, hot metal pouring over its hands.

Now withdrawing, the MIE wraps one arm around the machine's neck and forces it to the ground, causing its knees to buckle and its limbs and face to fall forwards. With its other arm, it reaches back and prepares to spank Mecha-Rex.

[Logmon1]

(Okay, fixed the title and some other things in the links...))

But, at the point, Meca-rex's anti-grav boosters kicked on, speedding off with MIE still tied around him and being draged around behind. Logan almost laughed at the hilarity of the situation MIE was now in.

Braking quickly, MIE went flying into a large rock, smashing it to bits. With MIE still attached to Mecha Rex, he opened up his shoulders and fired off six rockets.

[HyperGFreak]

If its AI would have permitted it, the MIE would have rolled its eyes due to the fact that things were finally starting up. As it was, it was prepared to go and cause some serious damage itself. Standing up from the ruins of the shattered rock, the MIE glances at the incoming rockets and simply leaps a good six to seven hundred meters straight up and vertical, vortexs of translucent air sucking into its shoulder spines.

Before Mecha-Rex can really react, the MIE touches down, its talons sinking into the slightly muddied earth and its knees bending to absorb in the impact. With a snarl, it draws its fist back even as it spins to increase its momentum, turning its side to face its foe. About then, Logan suddenly notices that things happen to be quite a bit lighter than usualy, and Mecha-Rex is actually...floating, approximately five or six meters off the ground.

He doesn't have much more time to ponder this, though, as the MIE promptly slugs Rex in the face, the sheer kinetic force it pulls out increased by the lack of gravity and strategic usage of its stores. Its fist literally smashes a hole into its foes forehead, punching through the armor. For a moment, sparks shoot out with chunks of armor, and Rex is thrown backwards, arms askew like Zilla after he was tail whipped. Time unfreezes, and the mech flies backwards, smashing into the spectator stands and plowing straight through. Debris showers into the air, and a good amount of humans are pulped on the back of the mech, while the rest tumble into oblivion and likely death.

The MIE dashes to the next stand, its AI in a total "WTF?" mood, and begins seizing handfuls of writhing humans and throwing them at Mecha-Rex.

[Logmon1]

Mecha-Rex simply engulfed the humans thrown at him. RRearing back a bit, he then let loose with a thick, green stream of steaming hot plasma and screaming little people. The blast hit MIE, singing the armor. Shortly following, tiny white pieces of bones bounced off the huge mech.

As the huge railgun on Mecha-Rex's heat come to life and locked onto MIE, a beam of freezing cold blasted forth.

[HyperGFreak]

The beam of cold is promptly countered by another projectile weapon, this one a reddish and whitish pulse that would more than likely produce heat, as the MIE simply shot open its maw, unfazed by the chunky particles now lodging themselves into gaps in its armor, and relinquished its own crimson ray of energy.

The twin beams collide in the center of the stadium, but due to the nature of the MIE’s weapon, the spectators are unfortunately unable to see a beam fight, as the attack promptly causes both beams to explode, the whitish pulses first half-expanding to their maximum length, then the sudden, full detonation rebounding and shaking the area as massive white sparks slash through the air.

Before the full ferocity of the big bang has even died down, the MIE simply leaps straight through the cataclysm, heading straight for Mecha-Rex. Before the opposing machine can react, the MIE activates both of its blades and slides down low, almost like a baseball player heading for home plate. It doesn’t make it all the way under Rex’s legs, but it does get low enough to send both greenish weapons tracing down from below Rex’s chin down to his crotch area.

The metal, melted and with large gashes in it, begins sparking, and the MIE snarls as it rams both of its hands deep into the openings, ignoring possible electrocution, and begins to pulse more heat into its foe...