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Post by Monster Master on Jun 29, 2008 2:30:21 GMT -5
MATCH IS BACK ON!
MM & Hyper (Rosie & Davy) vs. DH & Pyro (Entity & Dentata) vs. TG & Soundwave (Kresh & Furcer)
Arena: Tokyo Rules: Enhanced (No Regeneration) Ref: Inferno Rodan
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Jul 19, 2008 18:06:43 GMT -5
And now that TG is back...
Post intros.
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Post by Monster Master on Jul 19, 2008 18:24:47 GMT -5
Rosie walks into the arena look cool and shit. His right hand holds a kaiju-sized can of Mountain Dew and he quickly gulps it down at once and crushes it in his paw with a grunt. His black eyes look around the arena as he waits for his "date."
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Post by DinoHunter2 on Jul 19, 2008 19:28:29 GMT -5
The Entity lowers down into the arena with nothing to say.
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Post by THE GODZILLA on Jul 20, 2008 14:23:22 GMT -5
Kresh walks in and says "HAY GUYZ, WUT R GOIN ON IN DIS MATCH?"
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Post by HyperGFreak on Jul 20, 2008 23:20:50 GMT -5
Davy sails the Flying Dutchman into Tokyo Bay and crashes it onto dry land, beaching it like a whale. With a curse, he hops out and kicks the ship back into the waves, pulling a large, rusted locker with the words "David Calamari Jones" on it and multiple instances of it being scribbled on by Sharpie by destructive vandalizing high school cheerleaders. Lugging it past Kresh, Stoned leans in conspiratorially, winking at the kaiju and muttering, "Hey, bud, want some pr0n to look at before this match starts?"
He raises an eyebrow (or whatever he has that passes for one), mutters, "Argh, wrong guy," before hobbling over to the mohawked walrus of badassness. Taking a seat on a nearby Wal-Mart, Davy's beard tendrils dig deep into the mess of writhing tentacles and slime and pull out a men's magazine entitled "Bucket Walrus Edition" and tosses it at Rosie. "Ye waiting for a girlfriend or something? Ye ain't ever gonna get a date with hair like that. Here, get a boner."
With one last appreciative snort of the crack in his locker, Davy punts it back into the bay and turns to face the other two kaiju, reeling slightly, his vision obscured with multiple clones of himself, peanuts, and delusions of the Entity as a giant ball half-buried in white calcium carbonate. "Err, and I'm going to break it to ye now, Rose me matey, that slime ain't me mayonnaise, so to speak. It's just the squid ooze."
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Jul 25, 2008 20:27:00 GMT -5
Pyro... Soundwave... we're waiting on you guys...
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Soundwave
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tel them I hav...... SUP3R CANSIR
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Post by Soundwave on Jul 25, 2008 20:48:25 GMT -5
It would've helped if anybody let me know that the match was back on. Thanks guys e.e
Furcer steps onto the battlefield.
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Jul 27, 2008 22:01:41 GMT -5
Well, since MM just now decided to inform me that Pyro is done with the Arena, I'm gonna start this now. Sorry DH, but you're DQed.
Post order: MM TG Hyper Soundwave
FIGHTZ0RZ
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Post by DinoHunter2 on Jul 27, 2008 22:17:23 GMT -5
The Entity rises up out of the arena with nothing to say.
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Post by Monster Master on Jul 27, 2008 22:25:57 GMT -5
Somehow knowing that his good buddy Blagn-Blagn was in a battle with Furcer at the same time (and that makes a weird paradox that threatens to destroy the Earth), Rosie casually walks forward, combs his claws through his hair, and then grips Furcer's throat with his left hand.
With a pull, Rosie pulled the chameleon so that it was now face to face. Rosie's thick breath quickly blasted reptile's face. The creature's eyes winced at the smell of stinky fish. Taking this as an insult, Rosie's free hand came up and began to bash the skull of his enemy.
Furcer quickly began to cry out in recoil as another clobbering shot busted open its reptilian lips. Another blow quickly drew a stream of red ooze from its nostrils.
After the third blow, Rosie let go of Furcer, allowing the beast to fall to the ground in a shout. Rosie looked down at his foe and cracked his neck. With little problems, the walrus reached down and gripped the forearm of the fallen reptile.
With a quick pull, Rosie brought Furcer back up and quickly held the creature in a full nelson. As the chameleon struggled to breath and fight back, the walrus began to thrash from side to side, transforming the basic full nelson into a full fledged master lock.
After several seconds, Rosie tossed the creature back to the ground where it flopped like a fish out of water. The walrus groaned loudly as he looked at Kresh and roared.
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Aug 2, 2008 0:56:11 GMT -5
-pokes TG with a stick-
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Post by THE GODZILLA on Aug 13, 2008 12:21:41 GMT -5
Sorry, band raped my memory of this match. >_>
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Kresh lets out a thunderous roar as he stares down his foes. His ally would recover from the assault, but he would make sure his enemies paid dearly. The gigantic turtle's tail begins to cackle with energy. Suddenly, Kresh roars before charging towards Rosie.
The walrus is taken by storm as Kresh slams his mace tail directly into the creature's face. Normally this would just be a melee attack by most monsters. But Rosie learned the hard way that Kresh's tail had a much more potent sting to it. An explosion rocked Rosie's face as flesh splattered out from the walrus's face. Blood poured from the open wounds as Rosie tumbled backwards, trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes.
Kresh was not finished with Rosie yet. As Rosie stumbled back, the turtle's mouth opened up and charged with electricity. After five seconds, a beam of electrical energies shot out, striknig Rosie directly in the chest. Rosie screamed in surprise as he was taken off his feet by the beam. Rosie crashed down into a small building, dazing him slightly as Kresh examined the damage. Rosie was badly electricuted from the attack and his chest was seared. In addition, his face was pretty messed up after the explosive force of his tail mace.
Kresh roared and turned to Davy. With a loud roar he charged forward and tackled the other foe. Kresh's large size crushed the strange kaiju under him, causing him to yell in pain. Kresh stood up and backed up, looking back at Furcer before looking back at his foes. His body suddenly began charging with electricity...
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Sept 2, 2008 12:27:39 GMT -5
Forgot I was reffing this... >.>
Since Hyper seems to have dropped off the face of the earth, TG and Soundwave win. Though I don't think it'll make any difference, since Soundwave seems to have given up on the Arena too...
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Post by THE GODZILLA on Sept 2, 2008 14:06:59 GMT -5
Uhh, what happens to me then? >_>
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