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Post by Monster Master on Feb 29, 2008 18:40:16 GMT -5
Kaoso's Spermagnus
TG's Tier
vs.
DH's Jotun
Destoroyah's Stegs
Arena: Los Angeles
Rules: Normal
Ref: Monster Master
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Post by kaosugoji on Feb 29, 2008 21:20:52 GMT -5
A slug like blob slithers into the heart of what will be the battlefield, the untold billions of sperm composing it all moving forward. They are driven by a collective, yet primitive consciousness.
Whapping it's scrotum on the ground in a gesture of impatience, Spermagnus waits for the creatures it can see approaching in the distance to arrive. It's primitive mind is focused on one goal: to violate every breathing creature.
The mass of sperm begins to bubble and contort. Two long arms emerge from the amorphous mass that begins to grow in height as legs form under it. A bulky frame is eventually molded along with a rather small head, with a long appendage jutting from the back. The creature's mouth contorted into a wide grin. This simple contortion of the face sent a gob of semen plopping from the mouth of Spermagnus.
The mountain of human sperm was ready for combat. It eagerly awaited finding out which of its opponents would suck or blow.
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Post by destoroyah on Mar 1, 2008 17:12:22 GMT -5
Stegs happens to be strolling by Los Angeles when he noticed Spermagnus was in the city.
"That's something you don't see everyday. . ." Stegs thought to himself.
Stegs noticed that Spermagnus has spotted. The stegosaurian prepared for combat and got into a defensive position.
"This has got to be the weirdest f*cking day of my life, I am fighting a mountain of living sperm." Stegs said.
The dino-human hybrid shudders at the thought of what might happen in this fight.
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Post by THE GODZILLA on Mar 6, 2008 15:34:58 GMT -5
A massive aircraft flew overhead of the combat area. Something was latched onto the bottom of the plane. Suddenly, the plane released what was latched under it. A massive form dropped down from the sky. Suddenly, a loud roar of rockets sounded as the form descended down, slower as it came down. It soon touched down...
The form was clear in sight now. The sunlight reflected off of its metallic surface. Its head was tilted down...until it suddenly shot up. It turned towards the massive beast of... erm, sperm. It then turned towards the other beast.
Tier let out a metallic screech, and prepared himself for combat.
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Post by DinoHunter2 on Mar 6, 2008 22:19:12 GMT -5
What neither monster had noticed was the ominous tower of flesh and bone looming behind them. With a roar like rolling thunder, Jotun made his presence clear. Lumbering onto the battlefield with earthshaking steps, Jotun peered down at his new enemies and wondered what they'd look like flat...
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Post by Monster Master on Mar 13, 2008 14:38:18 GMT -5
KICK YOUR ASSES!
TG
DH
Kaoso
Dessy
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Post by THE GODZILLA on Mar 13, 2008 15:07:24 GMT -5
(Note: Until I get a name for Tier's pilot, the pain felt from attacks will simply go to Tier's mechanical brain and Tier will operate as if a sentinent mech. I hope this is okay with everyone.)
Tier decided to kick things off with a bang. He let out a metallic screech and bent over, placing his hands flat onto the ground. Suddenly, the pistons on his arms began to pound up and down. Faster and faster they went, sending tremors through the ground.
Soon, the attack turned into an minor earthquake. Stegs began to stumble about before finally slamming down to the ground, landing face first. Jotun was far worse off. The sauropod's massive girth caused it to sink into the loosened earth, all the way up to its knees. Spermagnus seemed little effected from the attack, due to his... composition.
Tier finally stopped the assault and stood tall. He looked at both his foes. Stegs was about to get back up, but Jotun seemed stuck for the moment. Tier leapt up in the air and activated his boosters, sending himself shoulder first towards Stegs, intent on ramming his shoulder into the beast...
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Post by DinoHunter2 on Mar 21, 2008 21:42:34 GMT -5
Jotun would have none of it.
Tearing apart the eart around him as he leaned forward, Jotun lashed out with his lenghty neck, seizing Tier's leg in his jaws. Yanking the mechanical monster from the sky, Jotun swung his head around and catapaulted him through the sky. Tier soared through the air, traveling a considerable distance before his inevitable reunion with the earth.
Jotun snorted and pulled his hind legs up from the ground, steadying himself once more. He glanced down at the mound of squirming ooze and rumbled, swinging his clubbed tail back and forth eagerly.
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Post by kaosugoji on Mar 22, 2008 3:03:10 GMT -5
Though the collective mind of the sperm composing Spermagnus was primitive and simple, it could still detect Jotun's intent to harm it. Though neither its origins or its functions were natural, Spermagnus was dominated by that force that had been with all natural life from the beginning. This was survival, and this creature was a threat to it.
Like any hunted animal, Spermagnus retaliated. Answering Jotun's display of its intentions with a deep gurgle, the sperm inside the creature's tail worked toward lifting the appendage. In an instant, Spermagnus swung its tail to the side, the massive, rock hard scrotum on the tip slamming into the sauropod's right jaw. Pain shot through it and the monster groaned as the sharp sting gave way to a dull ache. A few sharp teeth had been knocked loose from the force of the blow. The sauropod diverted its eyes from Spermagnus, both slightly dazed and momentarily distracted by the pain.
Gurgling with satisfaction, Spermagnus turned to Stegs. It lifted its long tail, intending to bring its gigantic scrotum down on the dinosaur's skull.
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Post by DinoHunter2 on Mar 22, 2008 16:19:14 GMT -5
(Wait... when you said "lifting the apendage", did you mean stretching or no? I'm asking cuz Jotun's head is up too high for Spermagnus to swing at normally, and idk if you meant you were stretching up to hit him or if you forgot the heights and meant a regular swing. Sorry for interrupting, I'm just kinda confused and wanted to clarify.)
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Post by kaosugoji on Mar 22, 2008 17:00:29 GMT -5
I meant that Spermagnus was stretching the tail up to whack him. Sorry for making it so ambiguous.
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Post by destoroyah on Mar 23, 2008 19:17:44 GMT -5
Stegs creates a small bone spike from the side of his head, letting Spermagnus's attack strike. But, Steg's head spike had punctured the scrotum, causing severe pain to Spermagnus as a glob of sperm flew out of it's mouth area. Sperm also started to ooze from the scrotum. The attack sent the stegosaurian down, and left it's horn covered in sperm.
Spermagnus lifted it's tail and looked at the small wound and noticed that it was losing sperm at a steady pace. Stegs lifted his head to see what was going on. He noticed that neither opponent was keeping an eye on him. He quickly growed a bone mask to cover his mouth so that he doesn't get any sperm in his mouth and then he lifted his tail and shot his four tail spikes at Spermagnus's scrotum.
Man, this is gonna be one whacky fight...
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Post by THE GODZILLA on Mar 26, 2008 18:08:00 GMT -5
The attacks never struck their target. Tier had managed to propel himself in front of his ally and was able to swat away three of the spikes with his arm. One hit his armor and stuck into it. The machine lifted his hand and pulled it out of his metallic surface, which now had a small hole in it. Tier let out a metallic shriek and clanged his fists together. His boosters shot him forward towards Stegs. He touched down and stopped going forward as he past Stegs.
Tier quickly reactivated his boosters, and as Stegs turned around to confront the machine, Tier's shoulder slammed into Stegs. Stegs was sent hurtling back and smashed into Jotun's back knee. The force of the attack caused Jotun's leg to give out, which in turn caused him to collapse onto his side.
Right onto his ally.
Tier seemed to let out a metallic laugh as the sauropod abomination fell onto the Stegosaurus mutation. Tier wasted no more time after this and jetted forward towards Jotun's head, preparing to smash his piston fist into the dinosaur's skull...
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Post by DinoHunter2 on Mar 28, 2008 16:57:26 GMT -5
Jotun snarled and met the mechanical foe with a toothy grin. His jaws opened and slammed shut on the extending fist, seizing it with a destructive clang. Heaving up with his shoulder and gripping the earth with his claws, Jotun hauled his massive weight off the ground, revealing his ally imprinted into the ground.
Tier now dangled from Jotun's mouth nearly nine hundred feet off the ground. The enormous sauropod bit down harder, his thick fangs puncturing the inorganic outter layer as if it were no more than cardboard. With a flick of his head, Jotun released Tier, sending him soaring across the battlefield once more. Jotun watched as monster plummeted towards Spermagnus like a meteor and snorted.
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Post by Monster Master on May 1, 2008 17:56:14 GMT -5
Yeah.. Been WAY over due. DH and Destoroyah win by DQ.
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