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Post by Monster Master on Dec 16, 2007 22:17:25 GMT -5
It's here!
Monster Master - The Grinch
vs.
DinoHunter2 - Tokunaga
Omegarex24 - Darktide Mk.II
HyperGFreak - Davy Stoned
Azure_Ghidorah - Tyrant Godzilla
PyroKaiju - Cronos
Arena: Who Town
Rules: Grinch fights in enhanced mode and can attack everyone up to three times a post. Other five are stuck in normal rules.
Post Intros
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Post by Azure_Ghidorah on Dec 16, 2007 23:03:09 GMT -5
Just what was he doing in this pitifully small village? Whoville, its inhabitants called it? What a stupid name... He would just have to crush it.
He, being the chaotic Tyrant Godzilla. The behemoth of a dinosaur snarled upon the small town, it was not one he was familiar with, but it disgusted him. The towering titan's footsteps could soon be heard by the inhabitants, who were struck with confusion, perhaps even fear. Tyrant Godzilla snarled again at the little people who were rooted to the spot with fear and panic. So, they were knew to the invasion of a monster? Well, he would have to...
Tyrant Godzilla's non-existant eyebrows furrowed together. More were coming, and he did not know why... But what startled him was that he was sensing another presence very close and, while small now, could potentially become a very large problem... He would have to defend himself and his honor as King of Monsters.
Tyrant Godzilla was battle ready, as his nostrils flared, his burning gaze fixated on a particular mountain just north of Whoville.
(OOC: Yes, I admit watching Dr. Sueses' "How the Grinch stole Christmas.")
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Post by DinoHunter2 on Dec 17, 2007 12:20:16 GMT -5
A piercing winter wind swirled over Whoville, lifting flakes of snow into the air and dispersing them across the festive land. An echoeing shriek broke the silence of the night as Tokunaga's silhouette eclipsed the moon.
Dropping down from above, Tokunaga landed in the town square with a massive thud that jingled every jangler in town. The nature guardian lifted his head and scanned the peaceful village, then calmly turned his gaze to the reptillian kaiju that stood nearby.
I will be the first of many. He telepathically announced. I come to your aid, as will others. We have a common enemy tonight... let us combine our strength and vanquish him.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Dec 18, 2007 0:35:21 GMT -5
((Does anyone have a picture of movie Whoville? It’s been ages since I saw the film...))
Snowflakes glided and swirled in the cold night air, white dusting spinning and sinking on a backdrop of the deep-blue sky. Its color accentuated by the elevation and somewhat poor weather, it contrasted brilliant with the powder-white roofs coated with frozen fluids, their intricate shapes illuminated by the glow from their windows.
One particular building, short, rectangular, and wooden, is the home of an inhabitant of Whoville, who just finished entertaining one of his guests. As the peacefulness of the village nears annihilation, the door of the building opens to reveal a black-clothed figure clad in a ragged cape, shabby holes all over, backing out of the door, desperately waving and trying to ward off the well-wishing of his hosts. Quickly ducking his head to avoid bumping his hat on the doorframe, and squeezing his wide shoulders through the entrance, he stumps out a good foot past the steps and waves a hand at the overly genial Whovillers. The “hand,” however, consists of a bright orange, crusty, and bumpy lobster claw, clicking and clacking air.
The door finally shuts behind him, closing off a main source of light and dimming the street that much more. The figure turns around, exhaling a visible sigh of relief at having escaped the clutches of his welcoming sister-in-law, and appears blissfully ignorant of the screams and shrieks of terror that ignited as innocent creations of Dr. Seuss swooned or pointed at his ugly mug. His clothing covered in barnacles, his face a greenish, noseless caricature with a living beard, Captain Davy Stoned is the ultimate pirate captain. Half man, half seafood mass, he cradles a thick mountain of presents in the crook of one arm and strolls out into the street.
A snowflake lands on his lime face, causing the wrinkly flesh to crinkle, and his beard swats at it irritably. “Nngh,” he grunts unintelligibly. “In-laws. Hate ‘em.”
Suddenly, a roar of a monster that could be a massive kaiju-class behemoth echoes over peaceful town, causing screams and wails to emanate from essentially every corner. Davy looks up at it, possibly the only calm humanoid left in the town who hasn’t wet his pants, and raises an eyebrow – erm, eye socket as a malevolent saurian storms in. “Eh? Looks like the big swag.” He observes Tyrant Godzilla a bit more, then shakes his head. “Nah. Something’s off.”
On the other side, a sudden wind swishes up, causing Davy’s beard to blow to the right and his cape to flare. He looks up, just in time to see the moon black out behind the silhouette of a great monster. “Ooohhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiii-”
Tokunaga strikes the town square so hard that every jingly jangler wind chime in the street – and with the holiday season, there were a lot of them – goes off simultaneously, bells dancing in the ears of the crusty old sea squid. Cursing, Davy ducks his head and swats at his ears, but instead of a typical buzzing, he receives a telekinetic message. …let us combine our strength and vanquish him.
“Never do get a break, do I?” Davy snarls, hurling the presents to the doorstep and striking a pose with his arms and legs stretched out like Jet Jaguar. Blossoming exponentially to a kaiju size mass, growing like a plant from the ground, the pirate captain stands in Whoville, one tentacly hand on his sword at his belt and his eyes shifting over the other two. “So, who’s the scrooge?”
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Post by PyroKaiju on Dec 18, 2007 16:33:51 GMT -5
Davy would also have to look up and behind him to notice the prescience of a gigantic, armored therapod. Cronos stepped towards the other two creatures, Tokunaga and Tyrant Godzilla. Cronos felt something bad approaching.
I believe we are in for something horrendous....possibly green as well.
Then he looked down and noticed the half....sea creature thing, half man.
Fish man, keep your eyes peeled.
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Post by Omegarex24 on Dec 18, 2007 16:42:40 GMT -5
A loud shriek heralded the arrival of Darktide, newly modified with a larger variety of weaponry for greater versatility. A massive sonic backlash erupted as he screeched to a halt, before landing next to the various monsters assembled before him.
Scanning commenced...
Scan completed. Target Analysis completed.
Target 1: ID- Grinch
Status: Enemy
Targets 2-5: ID Tyrant Godzilla, Cronos, Davy Stoned, and Tokunaga...
Status: Unknown
Darktide had been sent here to deal with the Grinch, unaware that these others were assembled as well. However, they too appeared to be arrayed against the megalomaniacal evil that threatened this backwater burough. Perhaps they would prove to be erstwhile allies. That was good, as it appeared that he would need all the help he could get.
A blade of crimson plasma energy erupted form his wrist unit, as other weapons locked into firing position and began to charge. Missle ports in his legs opened up, and the particle intake vents on his chest glowed with power. It was time to show this freak how they did things on Earth...
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Post by Monster Master on Dec 18, 2007 22:35:24 GMT -5
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" A loud, thunder-like voice called out from the mountains. The ground below the five began to shake as if an earthquake was ripping through the land. A mountain fell to the floor below like a wave on a beach. "You fools!" The voice shouted out again.
The five monsters looked in the distance, all of them unable to comprehend what they were seeing as mountains fell by the dozen. Lightning danced in the sky as a snow storm turned into heavy hail.
Davy Stoned was targeted first. A single, white-colored ball was hurled from the darkness and exploded on his beard. The ball itself looked like nothing more than baseball, but its impact had even greater consequences than a spiral grenade as it sent him falling back and crying aloud as his stumps of a beard wiggled.
"I will slay you all!" The voice boomed again before the hulking, laughing brute walked forward, "I shall destroy you all! And eat you all! You're all doooooomed!"
Darktide prepared to send the first strike with his plasma blade, but a quick smash from Grinch's huge hand sent the mech flying back as if it were a rag doll. The nature guardian snarled and prepared to strike as Darktide flew backward, but like a deranged, green monkey... The Grinch balanced himself on his opposite arm and lashed out like a scorpion with his foot.
The foot smashed into his foe's head, spiraling the monster-like dragon up before it fell down. Tyrant Godzilla's eyes flared with energy as he prepared to strike down the grinch, but as the demon spun its body around, the other leg lashed out, smashing the monster in the gut. As he heaved downward with a grasp, the massive, toy-filled sac was lashed upward, uppercutting the reptile whom promptly fell like a meteor on Tokunaga.
Cronos stood back, his eyes stunned by the sheer power the foe of happiness just displayed. The Grinch, ever so sly, took advantage to this shock...
The green demon spun around like a ballerina and threw its sac out to the side and began to spin like a helicopter's blade. The sac smashed against his face, then stomach, chest, and sides. The monster fell to the ground... Blood pouring from its maw.
All five foes down, the Grinch began to laugh. "See!" he shouted in glee, raising his arms, "Now is the time of your discontent!" The ground beneath the five began to pull apart... Threatening to swallow them all whole.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Dec 22, 2007 0:18:37 GMT -5
((Well...guess I’ll just start, then...)
The ground beneath the quintet of Grinch-dueling kaiju is indeed beginning to tear apart, creating a deadly rift, but as the pit opens up, none of the five kaiju actually... fall. For, beneath the allies rise up a mass of thick, grayish flesh, rotting and decaying in many places, deep and tattered holes arrayed over their forms. The zombie prostitutes of pirate Captain Davy Stoned, summoned in the blink of an eye, slowly rise out of the rift beneath them, acting almost like flotation devices in the air.
“Arr,” snarls the seafood man as he stands, first to recover from any and all shock. Using his elbow as a lever, he stands unsteadily on the bent back of a hellwhore, digging his lobster foot into the arch of one’s back and straightening, his other boot taking multiple steps as it struggles to find a foothold on the bent parts. “What the hell are ye, green man?”
As he does this, his lobster leg punctures the thick, greasy flesh of the undead, and a rather nauseating, milky fluid squirts out over his leg. Davy can only hope that those around him are immune to the effects of sexually transmitted diseases. Meanwhile, his destroyed beard stumps continue to writhe as he spawns more, fully grown tendrils to wriggle in the air as he stares the fat Christmas stealer down. “Yer not real,” he breathes. “Yer just that swag from that Jim Carrey movie! I never knew ye were...so big.”
Suddenly, Davy Stoned is gone. The Grinch blinks, then notices Davy again. The pirate captain, in the blink of an eye, had teleported from his position further back above the rift up to the front of the Grinch, where he looks up at the holiday-wrecking monstrosity three times his size. “Well, then ye know I don’t actually know too much,” Davy continues. “Hell, ye learn something new every day. I never knew ye didn’t need eight glasses of water per day, that there was an anthropomorphic penguin deity, or that Chuck Norris would advocate Huckabee.”
Before the foe of happiness can make another move, Davy unsheathes the AIDs Blade and holds it before him, pointing it pirate-fencing style at the highest point of the Grinch he can reach, which honestly isn’t very high. “Surprise, surprise, ye landlubber!”
His straightforwards, downwards swipe at the Grinch’s crotch isn’t a surprise, but before his blade connects, he suddenly bends, shoulder first, and aims his entire body between the Grinch’s legs, disappearing as he does so. Having given the illusion of ducking through the taller being’s legs, Davy suddenly teleports aside, and as the Grinch tries to seek out his smaller, but still greenish foe, Davy rushes in from the side with his blade extended.
The massive broadsword tears through the matted green fur and into the flesh of the Grinch, punching straight through the meat and into the corpulent beer belly of the Christmas thief. The laughing starts to die off, only to be replaced by Davy’s own guffaws as the pirate rams the rusty sword all the way through the Grinch. Unfortunately, due to his large mass, the Grinch avoids impalement, so Davy decides to remove his sword by grabbing onto its hilt with both hands and pulling down on it with his entire weight, just like in cartoons with characters and switches.
The result has the thick sword being shorn straight down and out through the Grinch’s pelvic area, leaving a thick red gash from the center of the navel down out between the legs. Crimson ichor gushes out, matting in the fur and spraying onto the snow and the horrified Whovillers as the immune-system destroying Super-AIDs begin to be canceled out by the fat green guy's poison immunity and regeneration.
With another cackle, Davy teleports behind and lands on the Grinch’s head, straddling it with both legs round the neck. Wrapping his middle finger around the green machine’s neck and starting to constrict, he roars, “Don’t know damn well what Christmas is all about, eh, ye faggart?”
((OOC: Hey, is this the Grinch with the Jim Carrey movie backstory?))
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Post by PyroKaiju on Dec 22, 2007 11:49:46 GMT -5
Thank god to the disgusting bed of prostitures beneath him, Cronos was the second to rise. He slipped a little on the writhing bed beneath him, but otherwise did his best to maintain balance. The giant green beast had tremendous power. But as did Cronos.
Eyes glowing neon green, Cronos concentrated. A nearby mountain peak began to shake. Soon the giant tip of the mountain had broken off from the mountain. The giant stone projectile positioned itself so that it aimed at the Grinch. Hoping that Davy would remain a top the Grinch, the mountain peak shot out at the Grinch. The pointy stone top slammed into the Grinch, effectively knocking all the wind out of him and continuing to dig into his green hide.
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Post by Omegarex24 on Dec 25, 2007 23:17:45 GMT -5
Darktide was fortunate to survive the blow with minmal damages, and the timely arrivla of undead hookers allowed him to avoid being swallowed into the earth. Cronos and Davy had already taken shots at their foe, and now it was his turn. A trio of magnetically accelerated uranium slugs exploded from the barrels of his Impact Cannons, crashing into the Grinch's flank and tearing free a chunk of flesh before cauterizing the wound with the heat wave.
The Grinch howled in agony as he clutched his side, allowing Cronos' improvised projectile to continue it's deadly work.
"Easy there Rusty," Davy called out from atop the Grinch. "Ye tryin' to knock me off?"
It seemed that these kaiju were allies, of a sort, and their talents were best used effectively. Darktide then took aim with the Ion Linear Cannon, and prpeared to sent a bolt of charged particles through the Grinch's gut...
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Post by Monster Master on Dec 30, 2007 13:54:54 GMT -5
Azure and DH, you both have until tonight at 9:00 pm to post or you're DQed.
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Post by Azure_Ghidorah on Dec 30, 2007 17:12:17 GMT -5
Tyrant Godzilla snarled, sensing that he was being pressed to make his move. He hated being pressed for time, but this one was understandable, he had been inactive for a while, letting his apparent allies attack the Grinch first. Mentally shrugging, the tyrant lifted himself into the air with telekinesis.
"Davy Stoned, it is in your best intrest to hold on more tightly, or to get off, your choice. But make it fast!" Tyrant Godzilla half informed, half commanded the sea faring humanoid. The mavelont saurian bellowed. He charged at the Grinch, intending to redeem himself for being caught off guard earlier. Grinch seemed to prepare to counterattack against Tyrant Godzilla, but the beast curled into a ball and rolled beneath the Grinch's legs.
'I can't believe I'm going to think this, but I owe Solranous for that one...' the dinosaur cringed when he thought that. he leaped, landing a double jump kick to Grinch's back, before flipping off of him and swinging his tail around to wrap around the Grinch's legs. He tugged, tripping the Grinch in a way that he land on the ground in a way that didn't remove the mountain digging into his green flesh. The dinosaur lent his own telekinetic strength to further enhace the power of Cronos' second attack.
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Post by DinoHunter2 on Dec 30, 2007 18:11:02 GMT -5
(I couldn't reply until after he did, why was I gonna get DQ'd? >_>)
Tokunaga flapped his wings and shook his head, snorting loudly and pulling himself up. Better late than never, it seemed.
Taking advantage of the current situtation, Tokunaga raised his clawed hands to the sky, summoning a barrage of writhing vines from the depths of the earth. The strangling roots wrapped around the arms, legs, and waist of the downed Grinch, fastening him to the ground. Tokunaga snarled, forcing the vines to tighten their grip, holding him securely against the earth and preventing him from fighting back.
Then Tokunaga noticed something- Held down and concentrated on by the others monsters, the Grinch had been seperated from his demonic sack of toys. If he could intercept it before the next counterattack, he might be able to prevent the Grinch from using it and it's evil contents.
Spreading his wings and taking off at full speed, Tokunaga soared over the Grinch and his attackers, racing towards the bag. He reached out, grabbing the handle-end of the bag in his claws. Tokunaga grunted, flapping his wings furiously to get off the ground- the Grinch's bag of tricks was ridiculously heavy, far more so than he had expected.
Cronos! I require your assistance- focus your telekenisis on the Grinch's bag! If we can keep it out of his reach he won't be able to use it or the demon toys inside!
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Post by Monster Master on Dec 30, 2007 18:46:31 GMT -5
"ENOUGH!" The Grinch shouted as he threw both of his huge arms skyward. The black clouds above released a thunderous roar as a shower of lightning was sent falling to the Earth below. The town itself was uprooted and turned upside down, all five monsters that had the beast surrounded were scattered in every direction, some rolling to a stop and others folding up on themselves.
His wounds already healing, the Grinch gripped his sac of toys and slung it over his shoulder. "You think you f*ck shits can harm me!" He laughed, smashing his foot on the ground, "You think some sluts can save you! AHAHAHAHAH!"
The master of evil pulled his sac down again and reached inside. Pulling from it was a plastic doll, a kaiju-sized blow up doll, but its doll eyes were replaced by burning embers and both of its hands chainsaws. The doll, at once, looked at Davy and leaped like a berserking wolf. The blow up sex toy quickly thrust its saws forward, each one cutting vertically over the pirate's build.
The Grinch, so big and powerful, looked the other way and saw Tyrant Godzilla and Tokunaga laying at his feet. They were both bleeding from the storm of lightning that sent them flying, but their world was about to become even more painful...
Grinch gripped both of them by one of their legs and began to bob their heads on and off the ground. Then smash! They were smashed into the cold ground, their bodies cracking and ripping as the merciless ground refused to give way any further. Cries came from both before each one was pulled from the ground again, whipped to the sides of the Grinch, and then smashed together. Their limbs knotted up with one another's as they remained bleeding on the ground.
"Come on you holiday fetish freaks!" Grinch growled as he looked at the twitching Darktide, "Yeah, f*ck you too!" he cursed, lifting his uber-sized foot and bringing it down on Darktide's skull again and again. Sparks began to flare from the mech as the foot came up and down again and again for a seemingly endless amount of time before he casually walked away and looked back at Davy whom was still being carved by the twisted blow up doll.
"And you!" Grinch shouted again, his foot stepping on Cronos', "You're next!" The guardian released a whimper before his body was picked up and not thrown around, but as if it had a life of its own, the sac fell from the Grinch's shoulder again. The demon dropped the creature in the sac and held the top closed...
The sides seemed like they would soon burst as blood stains began to form on the sides and drip on the ground. After several seconds, Grinch opened the sac and pulled his play thing out. Cuts and gashes all over its build, Cronos was powerless as he was thrown into a pile with Darktide...
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Post by Monster Master on Jan 1, 2008 0:12:25 GMT -5
Done. Sorry, should have started this in November..
The winner is Hyper.
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