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Post by Monster Master on Oct 27, 2007 16:30:18 GMT -5
Diarregex is 99,000 tons of crap.. That's not the soft, liquid type one has when the shits kick in. That's the hard, solid type. The amount concrete in a common everyday building is far, far less dense than Diarregex. Buildings may leave some 'dents', but it's not gonna' splatter him like you're thinking.
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The dragon just kept being ever-so persistent with this mind stuff. Her feed was like eating what Diarregex is... She was virtually getting nothing from his empty mind. The poop monster howled again and looked up, his hands dragged across his chest one more time. He took aim..
The first shit ball smashed against her chest, leaving a nasty, crap-covered welt. The second splattered against her right wing, coating the skin in stinky muck. She fell down. Straight down. A cloud of dust and smoke rose up as she lay twitching.
Diarregex groaned again and walked forward. He lifted his ass into the air once more. It then came down..
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Oct 27, 2007 17:17:31 GMT -5
It's rather silly to try and say Diarregex would be splattered by a building that was thrown at him when, realistically speaking, the very act of picking up and throwing said building would cause it to crumble.
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 27, 2007 20:36:11 GMT -5
Big mistake. Maybe Diarregex's last. There was a loud thud as he hit and smothered Vilmet Daihe. For a moment, all was still. Then there was a loud cracking as Diarregex's torso and thighs began to harden and freeze. Seconds after this began, two points, Vilmet Daihe's wingtips, jutted through the crap monster's shoulders: he was being frozen from the inside out.
Vilmet Daihe then did a push up, knocking the now-immobile creature off of her. Her wings had been broken off in its body. She then stood up and shook off the dust and rubble and examined herself to find no appreciable damage. She was very strong now; her syn feed had greatly increased every attribute.
Striding over to the creature she regrew her wings, picked Diarregex up easily, and took off into the air. She dragged him all the way to the upper atmosphere and let go, dropping him 45 miles, half frozen to the ground below. She followed him.
When she arrived at the crater he had made, she looked down to see his broken body inside. Not one to let something lie, she picked up a massive chunk of rubble and threw at him.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 27, 2007 22:56:16 GMT -5
The piece of rubble, like before, smashed into his bulk and exploded into dust. Within the crater, Diarregex stood up. His body may be dented and 'pushed' inward, but he had no trouble standing. His arms moved fine, he felt no pain, and having no bones or muscles allowed his body to take all the punishment in the world. He groaned again, his body was frozen, but the dragon had blatantly ignored physics..
Freezing and dropping from the atmosphere. The combined temperatures nullified one another.. the ice melted into cool water that protected him from the intense heat. All she managed to do was piss him off and make him all wet. Priceless.
The poop monster charged forward, his massive hand gripped the head of Vilmet and lashed upward. He then brought it down, forcing her face into the tortured streets. His leg lifted up and came down, planting itself firmly on her head and twisting. Blood began to ooze out from the crappy foot as her face was grinded.
After several seconds, the behemoth released her. She lay motionless, the skin and armor of her head, especially on her lower side, looked like a cheese grader had been taken to it. Roaring in a trumpet-like noise, Diarregex lifted his hands and brought them down.. She'll be the rock, he'll be the sledgehammer.
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 27, 2007 23:13:06 GMT -5
But as with the last time he tried, he failed. Before he could hit her, she sprung to life. She flung both arms in front of her and grabbed his fists, and then then stood up and pushed back, fusing them with with his chest. Then she punched his head. Then again, and again, and again and it wasn't recognizable. Then with a powerful kick that blew most of the mass out of his back, she sent him tumbling to the ground-and on top of a gas station. The station was crushed under the kaiju and exploded, immolating the creature because of its self-produced methane.
Diarregex shrieked as it tried to get up and escape the growing inferno, but Vilmet Daihe intervened. She graabbed two natural-gas carrying big rigs and jumped on top of him, the tankers exploding in the blaze.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 28, 2007 0:13:10 GMT -5
The gigantic, 99,000 ton behemoth moaned as his body was caught on fire. Ash began to fall from his body, but the flaming Juggernaut continued to move forward. The tip of one of his fingers fell to the ground, burning and dried up. Finally, after several seconds, the monster fell, his bulk smashing through the road. A cloud of steam rose up as the sticky filth that awaited in the sewers washed over his burning build. The methane died down, and the gruesome aftermath was revealed.
Blackness coated the once brown and tan kaiju. Ash flaked off, entire layers, composed of about five feet of shit, had been burned. Slowly, Diarregex stood up, his bulking head looking at Vilmet. He groaned again and looked over his burnt shoulder before staring back at the dragon of sin.
The poop machine lunged forward, gripping Vilmet's throat in his hand. The monster yanked it forward, creating large trenches in the street. The crap kaiju's maw opened up, the burnt 'teeth' clamping around the dragon's throat. The head lashed back, holding in it a chunk of meat. The beast stumbled back, gripping its throat at streams of blood ran between its fingers. The super-heavy Diarregex stepped back before charging forward, ready to tackle his ancient foe.
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 28, 2007 11:47:58 GMT -5
Vilmet Daihe used the creature's weight shift to her advantage. She grabbed the creature and as he charged forward she dropped him to the ground and generated her wings. Then she took off-but not up. She flew low to the ground, dragging Diarregex across it, and into every bit of the environment left standing. She was turning him into a smear. He was losing mass along the ground, and every structure that was big enough tore a chunk out of him as he was run across it. Diarregex had lost more than just his burnt layer of skin, he was losing more and more of his core mass.
After weaving over the better part of the city, Vilmet Daihe flew out of its main area, and dragged Diarregex with her. Then she reached her destination. She stopped flying forward, but used the momentum to toss Diarregex into the electrical plant in front of her.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 28, 2007 15:00:09 GMT -5
Luckily for Diarregex, shit isn't the most conductive thing in the world. Steam rose up and some ash fell off, but not even to hurt the beast like the previous attack. The monster rolled to the side and stood up, his body was burnt, but he still has a considerable weight advantage over his foe. He charged forward, his huge hands grabbing his foe's shoulders. He pulled her upward, heaving her over his shoulder as she was a blow-up doll.
He then smashed her down with the, human comparison, of a cannon blast. The ground splintered and shot up from the body slam. A small crater formed around her as blood oozed from the many wounds on her crap-covered body. Diarregex stepped back and groaned, he lifted up a large slab of building then dropped it.. right above her head.
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 28, 2007 19:15:18 GMT -5
Vilmet Daihe grabbed the slab and tossed it aside, ripping much of Diarregex's hand away with it. Then she kicked up at his head, smashing much of it away from his body. She rose as he stumbled back. Flame licked from her eyes. It was time for a little pride. This sin ability could affect even machines, which had less minds than Diarregex. Soon his body was fully under its effects, and Vilmet Daihe prepared to take advantage of this.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 28, 2007 19:49:35 GMT -5
But Diarregex isn't a machine, nor is he alive. He has no mind to take control or feed off of, the shit-spawned behemoth snorted, sending a loogie of muck to the ground. His right hand gripped the throat of the dragon again, and his other hand curled into a fist..
The dragon coughed and gagged before the hammer-like fish smashed into her head. The ball of shit alone weighed more than her skull, and the effects showed it. Her head split like an egg-shell, showing streams of red blood. She cried aloud before the hammer-like fist came down again, snapping her neck forward with a large pop. Blood began to spew from the bloody necklace that had formed from the snap. A third blow came down on her head just as he released her. Her head bent down in an un-natural angle, her chin now rested on her chest. He then grabbed her by the tail and pulled her up, he threw her aside, into the remains of the now-dead power plant.
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 28, 2007 20:55:20 GMT -5
Ok, look dude. If your creature can move and groan, it has enough of a mind for me to affect. Also, I defy you to produce evidence the crap, in any density, can break skin.
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Vilmet Daihe stood up up, cracked her neck back into place, Flame licked from her eyes once more. She rushed the idiot beast, grabbed its arms and half-folded, half-smashed them into its body. Then, she grabbed his closer-to-spherical body and dragged it into the upper atmosphere. She then dive-bombed with it. The friction burned away a huge amount of his mass, and the impact flattened him into a poop-pancake. Then she stepped on his head and ground it into the dirt.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 28, 2007 21:54:10 GMT -5
The fact that Diarregex has no brain, thus no mind or A.I., is enough evidence for me to counter. And until I reveal what Diarregex is and how he came about, you have no argument as for what a mind he (or I should say 'they') have. And yes, yes it can. It's called blunt force.
Also you're going to have to edit your post. "and sealed her bleeding wounds." is a form of regeneration, a thing not allowed in normal rules matches. And a "methane bubble" at this point is impossible since your last attacks destroyed all of the methane he had been making, what would be left wouldn't be enough to deal that sort of damage.
Now I HIGHLY suggest you start playing fair and reasonable with your 'dissintigration' of Diarregex, since taking 99,000 tons and turning it to 30,000 tons alone would be like me cutting your kaiju in half, is far more than illegal. Now you can start playing fair, or I will kick your ass out of the forums.
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Oct 28, 2007 21:55:31 GMT -5
and sealed her bleeding wounds. Regen is banned in Normal Rules matches, which this is. ... And just where, exactly, did you get the idea that it was even remotely acceptable for you to tear your opponent in two? |
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 28, 2007 22:12:48 GMT -5
Ok, she didn't seal up her wounds then. I never said healed, I said sealed the bleeding, but ok. As for the ripping in half, fine, whatever. You're still pliable.
Second, MM, Vilmet Daihe works on a supernatural level. I don't care what your bacteria, brain, extraterriatrial force or what have you is, Vilmet Daihe's sins effect it, period. Third, fighting with an incomplete (at least in you description) kaiju so you can come up with some bullspit idea as to why it won't get its ass kicked is akin to cheating, imo.
Fourth, if you're such a petty mod as to ban people because of a made up monster, then go ahead. I really don't need this forum to survive, believe it or not.
Also, since this may or may not be my last post, what the hell are you talking about that crap could open wounds, even with blunt force? It would have to so dry that the thing literally could not move. It's like rotten fruit, only softer. Right now, your kaiju is kind of like 99,000 tons of modeling clay mixed with slightly dried out play-dough.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 28, 2007 22:59:54 GMT -5
Something without a mind can't be fed on. It's that simple. Saying she can feed on something's mind, despite them not having a mind, goes against your entire bio for her making your bio a loophole that needs fixed.
No. Me and IR are getting tired of your constant power-playing. This is your second match, you're first match was locked because of that. Remember? You've been ripping Diarregex's limbs off, crushing his hands, and just tore him in two, something that is illegal and stated in the rules. You don't want to play by the rules? Then you can kiss your ass goodbye.
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