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Post by Monster Master on Oct 20, 2007 11:26:35 GMT -5
Monster Master: Diarregexvs. lordnidhogg: Vilmet DaiheArena: Miami, Florida Rules: Normal Match Ref: Inferno Rodan
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Oct 21, 2007 0:08:49 GMT -5
Post intros.
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 21, 2007 1:12:41 GMT -5
Miami. A beautiful city built on fun and recreation. But not for long. Without warning, the city became dark, thick black clouds covering the sun. Within minutes a strange power appeared within the city. The power grew stronger, literally ripping every shred of happiness and hope away for miles. Then, finally, when nothing was left but despair, a pillar of fire erupted in the center of the city. When the fire was quenched, Vilmet Daihe stood, ready to drag her foe to the depths of hell.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 21, 2007 20:03:05 GMT -5
But her foe was much different than anything she expected. The ground lifted up, a wall of dust spread out, and when all was said and done, a giant stood. It had a face, but it lacked eyes. Its blank, skull-like face looked from side to side. He had no mind to attack, no feelings to exploit.. A beast of shit had appeared!
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 21, 2007 22:04:08 GMT -5
VD scoffed, two small flames licking out of her eyes. She began to move slowly, strafing around the creature as it watched her. Then she lunged forward and laid a powerful on it's head. As the creature reeled back she moved to the side and aimed a powerful kick at it's neck.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 22, 2007 13:44:07 GMT -5
The kick connects, but it does little more than compact the shit that composes the beast, and get the appendage covered in the "concentrated evil" (Family Guy) of the neck. With a groan-like gurgle, Diarregex lifts up its hammer-of-a-hand and brings it down on Vilmet's skull, throwing her to the ground. Then turns around, threatening to sit on her head.
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 22, 2007 17:36:06 GMT -5
There was a sickening squish accompanied by a loud thud as Diarregex sat on Vilmet Daihe. For a moment, all was still. Then with a squishing-slurping noise, VD stood up. The motion carved a huge gouge in her foe as she dragged her head through his body, and massive chunks of crap were flung everywhere when she freed herself of it.
A hissing filled the air as fould steam rose off of VD's body, and the crap left on it dried and flaked off. Then, as Diarregex began to get up and turn around, she used her greed power, filling what little mind her foe had with an uncontrollable urge to seek out more sewage. As the creature did this, Vilmet ripped up a chunk of the highway and threw it at the abomination, aiming to splatter it across the city.
Meanwhile, her syn feed grew on Diarregex's greed.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 22, 2007 22:42:26 GMT -5
Diarregex stood tall as he smashed his foot through the street, his feet absorbing the crap in the sewers beneath. At the same time, the slab of highway smashed against his form. Luckily the shit kaiju was compact enough to withstand the object, the object fell to the ground, leaving just a 'dent' in the monster. Obviously annoyed, Diarregex turned around. His hand dragged across his chest, forming a solid ball of crap in his palm.
The king of crap leaned back on one leg, his other leg lifted into the air as his arm pulled back as far as it could. His up-lifted leg smashed on the ground, and the arm threw itself forward. The fingers opened up.. and the attack was launched.
It seemed like something from the MATRIX movies.. Time seemed to stand still as the ball of shit threw forward, leaving a trail of muck that rained to the ground. Vilmet was powerless at the speed it came.. No time to duck.. No time to move.. No time to dodge.
The ball smashed against her head, plastering the side of her face with shit. Her neck snapped back and she fell backward. Her eye was covered, and the crap was entering her dragon-like mouth, sticking to her teeth and sliding down her throat.
Diarregex let out a moan like sound. He may not be smart, but he knows how to imitate. He smashed his fists into the ground and then pulled them up. He now held a large slab of road above his head and then threw it..
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 22, 2007 23:36:31 GMT -5
(VD has no mouth...)
Vilmet Daihe rushed forward, into the attack. She caught the projectile it sailed toward her, and then while moving forward, spun and released the slab back at Diarregex, edge first. The crap-creature extended its arm to block the projectile, but it cut through his soft body, splitting his arm in two, before embedding itself in his shoulder.
As the creature stopped to look at the damage, VD moved quickly to scale one of the skyscrapers. Once at the top, she ripped off the top, and heaved the pointy object at the thing below her.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 23, 2007 13:22:10 GMT -5
Diarregex let out a groan as the beast threw the building top. As it reached the half-way mark, he side stepped, avoiding the projectile. At the same time, both of his hands dragged across his chest, forming two large, ball-like bullets of crap. Like before, he leaned back and then threw them..
The first smashed into her chest, making her nearly fall from her perch. The second smacked her dead in the head again, now covering her entire face in brown, green, yellow, black, and even some red poop. She finally fell back, her body smashing on the ground below.
Diarregex moaned again as he walked forward. He gripped the sides of the skyscraper and began to push, ready to push the huge structure straight down on Vilmet.
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 23, 2007 18:48:11 GMT -5
And down the skyscraper came. But Vilmet Daihe rolled out of its way before she was in any danger. As the other creature reacted to her maneuver, something started to happen to Diarregex. His left shoulder and the left part of neck began to swell rapidly, and soon he toppled over because he became so top heavy. It was VD's gluttony. In addition to incapacitating her foe, it fed her syn feed.
As Diarregex tried to recover, Vilmet Daihe picked up a massive chunk of the fallen skyscraper to drop in on her foe's head.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 25, 2007 14:32:57 GMT -5
The fallen chunk did little more than stab into his back and shoulders and stick out like a massive growth. The poop monster groaned and lifted up the ground in front of him again. This may have turned into a form of dodge ball, but damn it, Diarregex is determined. He hoisted the slab of city up and threw with all his might..
An explosion racked the front side of Vilmet before she fell to the ground, her front side filled with pieces of debris stabbed in. Diarregex growled once more before picking up another chunk..
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 25, 2007 21:46:08 GMT -5
But by now the fight was beginning to favor Vilmet Daihe. Her syn feed had already dramatically increased her strength, and she wasn't going to back down. The second piece of rubble hit her and sent her stumbling back, but in the end did little more than that.
Suddenly, red light poured from Vilmet Daihe's eyes as her wrath filled Diarregex. Her foe went into a rage, or what it could of one, as her syn feed grew again. The huge, lopsided thing in front of her was going mad with rage, and she only had a moment to act before sh would again be on the defensive. She took advantage of her newfound strength and ripped up and entire office building and heaved it at the creature.
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Post by Monster Master on Oct 27, 2007 0:11:17 GMT -5
Once again, the office building, an object lighter than Diaregex, simply exploded into dust on him. Thus far, his foe was doing nothing more than annoying the mountain of crap. Madness? Guilt? Rage? All of these things are creatures with minds.. Diarregex has neither and does not need either. Her effects quickly wore off, and with a show of strength of his own, he charged forward. Smashing his shoulder into her chest, and the 90,000-some ton kaiju pressed the dragon on the streets. His left arm came up, fist clenched, as it smashed into her skull.
Rage. Even though she somehow made him go into it... Can easily be used against her.
The fist came down. Again.. and again... and again. Streams of red blood began to flow from various wounds on her forehead. Diarregex stepped back, smashing his boulder-like fists on his chest before lifting both above his head, then brought them down.. They'll be the sledgehammer.. She'll be the rock.
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Post by lordnidhogg on Oct 27, 2007 15:13:01 GMT -5
(Dude, you're crap, you simply aren't hard/dense enough to withstand concrete being thrown at you)
But Vilmet Daihe simply punched back, and splattered both of his fists across the city. As Diarregex howled with Vilmet Daihe stood up and took advantage of the opening. She concentrated her energy, and her frozen wings burst forth. Then she filled Diarregex with envy, feeding her syn feed, and took to the sky.
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