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Post by Monster Master on Mar 25, 2007 10:08:50 GMT -5
Milenko screams in rage and once again vanishes, appearing in front of the insect, but several hundred meters out of reach. The demon looks down and looks up, rubbing his burned...area.
"YOU OVER-COOKED MY HOT DOG!" He shouted in rage. "YOU BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU!"
The clown vanished again, this time reappearing behind the insect, and leaping onto its back. The clown reached into his pocket and pulled out one of his balloons, and after it formed into one of his weapons, the bug vented in rage.
"OPEN WIDE!" He laughed in glee, stuffing the object in the bug's maw.
Using his own weight, Great Milenko leaped off his back, the balloon exploding in the beast's maw. The monster fell to the ground, blood gushing from his maw and face as acidic water burned away at his insides, and fireworks continously exploded inside it.
"We're not done!" He shouted again, throwing another balloon on the ground that took the form of a demonic balloon dog.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Mar 25, 2007 23:16:22 GMT -5
"YOU OVER-COOKED MY HOT DOG!" He shouted in rage. "YOU BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU!"
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Jesus, most creative way to put it I've seen in a long time. MM, what do you do in your free time, think up crazy quips for this guy?
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The demonic balloon beast-thing charges forwards, ready to take another chunk out of the winded Rakkaden, still recovering from explosives in his gut. However, he still is clear-headed enough to retaliate, whipping out his ass and letting loose with three silken whips.
The first entangles the dog, stopping it in its voracious tracks. The second winds around Milenko. And the third whips forwards, to harpoon the clown through the nose and between the eyes. Blood or whatever he has gushes everywhere, as the product of clown hatred is lifted bodily off the ground by the impact.
With his foe still skewered, but not yet impaled, Rakkaden then begins to twirl the three strands together, creating a thick whip with Milenko and the dog pinned together. He swishes his ass to and fro, gathering momentum, before finally clipping the silk at the apex of its swing and hurling the clown a good 250 meters or so into the Parisian sky towards the Seine River or whatever’s in Paris.
The insect than lets a victorious scream, the kaiju equivalent of, “Hasta la vista, baby.” Watching the clown carefully, he begins to follow the descent with his eyes.
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Post by Monster Master on Mar 26, 2007 16:36:27 GMT -5
The clown, semi-dazed from the last attack, slammed into the ground, his body barrel-rolling to a stop. As the demon stands up, his body smoking and steaming, the insect marches forward, determined to finish him off.
The clown's face transforms into a grin as he reaches into his pockets, pulling out more sand. The demonic creature puts his hands behind him, and then begins to spin, showering the surrounding area in the sand.
Buildings, trees, cars, people, rubble, entire chunks of street vanish into thin air. The clown jumps up and down, the freakish Rakkaden still marching forward. The Great Milenko starts to bounce on one foot, and then points up.
Seeing this, Rakkaden looks up, not expecting to see what he does. The air above the monster, roughly 500 meters up, transforms into the dust, and the several dozen buildings fall. The creature bellows in fright as his body is slammed into the ground as the structures buckle and collapse once hitting him. The creature's screams were silenced as another slammed on his face, chunks of rubble impaling his flesh.
After several seconds, the avalanche stops, only the tail and some parts of the arm remain visible beneath the billions of tons of rubble and debris from the attack. The clown jumps for joy and rubs his crotch as he throws more sand around him, and once again, begins to drop it down upon his foe with it.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Mar 26, 2007 22:45:04 GMT -5
Out of curiosity, but I think there are some people waiting for you to start their match somewhere else...have you forgotten the poor souls? Or are you just torturing them?
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Buildings plummet towards the plentitude of rubble coating the kaiju, but when they smash to the ground, the break and scatter without causing any scream of pain, any outward sign of discomfort. Somewhat perplexed by this, Milenko observes his carnage for a bit, while thoughtfully rubbing his crotch, before realizing that Rakkaden’s uncanny ability to burrow with his legs has kicked in.
The ground shakes, but this time it is not a claw that emerges. Rather, three bands of silk flick themselves, several times, around Milenko’s legs, before suddenly pulling him down into the dirt, until he is submerged to his neck.
And then Rakkaden shows his face, popping up behind Milenko. With a triumphant scream, his rises to his full height, rears up behind the clown. And then he falls, bringing down over hundreds of thousands of tons of sheer kaiju mass, bladed leg tips first, onto Milenko’s head. They drive deep into the flesh, and more than likely cause one helluva headache.
Stepping back, and crushing Milenko’s nose in the process, Rakkaden shakes the crap off his feet, and reaches down to grasp Milenko with his clown. Ripping the demon free to his torso, Rakkaden begins to shock the beast with energy...
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Post by Monster Master on Mar 26, 2007 23:53:55 GMT -5
The great insect has made one fatal flaw however, and while its energies do their work and surge through the demonic entity, the clown begins to laugh as his flower begins to spray acidic water. At once, the bug releases his prey, gripping its eyes in pain as the acid begins to sizzle and blur his vision, the monstrous thing dropping to the ground, screaming in agony as the acid works its way through his face armor, burning away at the soft, gook laying beneath.
Seeing his opportunity, the Great Milenko twirls around, a swarm of razor cards being flung from his hand...and flying strait at the beast's burning face.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Mar 27, 2007 22:17:39 GMT -5
Unfortunately for Rakkaden, he chooses that moment to toss his head back and let out an agonized scream, allowing the bladed weapons to slash through his neck and lower maw. More howls, somewhat gurgling and muffled, follow in rapid succession, before the insect, half blinded by the pain, staggers to face Milenko and raises his blade.
The weapon begins to glow, pulses of energy whipping around it and causing it to shimmer with force, before Rakkaden suddenly lashes out blindly. The whip swings past Milenko’s head, singeing the clown. Still uncertain whether or not he has made contact, Rakkaden swings his whip every which way, chopping through buildings, and sending asphalt into the sky as he whacks through the ground.
Finally, Rakkaden connects solidly, as he whips his blade around in a V-shaped gesture. This slashes upwards through one of Milekno’s hands, and sears past his arm, around his shoulder, and following its course, back down through his torso and out his right leg. A few seconds later, gore and whatnot explodes in every which direction where the whip has entered.
His vision now clearing, Rakkaden narrows his eyes and expels a blast of his breath, dissolving the cards embedded in his maw and sending a cloud of deadly mist at the clown.
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Post by Monster Master on Mar 27, 2007 23:34:39 GMT -5
As the mist grows closer, the clown lets out a giggle and several other clowns step out of his body. All of them start to jump around, all of them seemingly just walking into the mist with no affect. Dazed and confused, the insect hoots in rage until one of the creatures jumps back and grabs his nose. With a squeeze, and then a honk, the ground exploded upward as if a bomb went off. The bug is thrown back from the super-sonic honk, the area around Milenko being transformed into a crater of rubble.
The monster rolls to a stop and the clones of the demon vanish into air, and the clown begins to throw more fireworks at the insect.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Mar 30, 2007 23:04:41 GMT -5
Rakkaden stumbles from the assault, before spinning around, already learning to be prepared for almost any kind of assault. Seeing the incoming fireworks, the insect raises his weapons to bust out his shield of almighty ass-kicking. The first barrage of fireworks smash into him, exploding and sending sparks skittering, but his shield manages to protect him from the last few.
With a grin, Rakkaden charges, his shield still upraises, a circular wall crackling with force. Then he turns it sideways, so it has the appearance of an energized disc, and raising it up, smashes it into the side of Milenko’s neck. A shower of sparks emerge, and the clown stumbles to the ground. In a continuation of the movement, Rakkaden smashes his bulk down on the clown, pinning him, before pressing the disc of his shield through Milenko’s neck.
The clown writhes and jerks, nearly threatening to unseat Rakkaden, as the energy is forcefully slashed through his neck, sending powerful jolts of force throughout his form. Finally, Rakkaden withdraws, but not before catching the clown between two of his knees and lifting him up to observe his handiwork.
Milenko’s form still crackles, and his neck is scorched black, chunks of flesh falling off. With a scream, Rakkaden clamps his mandibles around Milenko’s nose and begins trying to rip it off.
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Post by Monster Master on Mar 31, 2007 13:11:44 GMT -5
The nose doesn't give way, but instead, the great insect triggered an attack. The nose honked from being squeezed, and the form of the insect was thrown off his body by the super-sonic honk. The creature was hit by the force of a small-meteor impact, his armor shattering in several areas as the force continued to carry him for hundreds of meters.
Finally, the monster dropped, blood dripping from its maw and flowing freely from several gashes and chunks of missing armor. The clown laughed and danced still, and tossed another balloon dog at his foe.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Mar 31, 2007 18:31:09 GMT -5
The balloon dog is ready to begin its assault on Rakkaden, but the insect has already learned his lesson about these summons’ durability. In a few seconds, he is underground, having burrowed there and leaving no sign of his passing, save for tremors that pulse and upset rubble and vehicles as he travels around underground in a circle for five minutes or so. While he shows no sign of attacking, he shows no sign of leaving, either, and the dog has long since dissipated, Milenko leaving off some of his antics to see if he can spot what is next to come.
Suddenly, the ground erupts, and a ring of thick silk emerges, revealing Rakkaden’s underground intentions. With another scream, and more waving of his ass, Rakkaden causes the lasso around Milenko to tighten, constricting the clown and pulling him in, spinning him up to Rakkaden’s chest. However, before the clown gets there, Rakkaden’s weapons are out. The blade stabs into Milenko’s face, holding him steady, while Rakkaden rains down crushing blows with a closed claw, like a mighty hammer, causing things to crack, internal bits and pieces to rupture, and gore to spray out.
Clambering out of the hole of his creation, and leaving behind a good ring with a big gap in its center where he emerged, Rakkaden tosses Milenko, head-first, back into the earth. As the clown’s legs flail, Rakkaden rears up again, this time ready to smash his legs down and mash the already over cooked hot dog...
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Post by Monster Master on Mar 31, 2007 19:02:16 GMT -5
Before he can attack however, Milenko once again vanishes in a poof of purple smoke and reappears behind the insect. The clown laughs and giggles as both of his feet mud-stomp the bug's face into the ruins roads. Blood begins to flow as the stomping continues for several seconds.
For a final insult, the Great Milenko puts all of his weight on the back of the bug's head, and then leaps off. The ground forming a perfect cast of the creature's face. Laughing and carrying on, the clown hovers in the air, his flower spewing acidic water.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Apr 1, 2007 19:12:37 GMT -5
Acid splatters and sends things, Rakkaden’s armor included, steaming, but the insect is actually protected from facial wounds, his face embedded in the earth. Finally recovering, the insect withdraws himself from the ground, his back still facing Milenko. And once again, three strong cords of silk flip around each other to make a massive blade of force. The next second, he slashes through Milenko’s gut, this time aiming through where a spine or some internal organs should be. He stabs it through the demon’s innards, then slashes to the left and right, ripping the bloodied weapon out the left and right sides of the clown, sending sheared flesh and chunks everywhere.
Then Rakkaden flips around, his ass coming around the side, and fires off a trio of silken spears at Milenko’s face...
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Post by Monster Master on Apr 1, 2007 21:42:05 GMT -5
Milenko ducks down, the spears doing little more than getting stuck in his thick, red hair. In laughter, Milenko jumps upward, his fists closed. The demonic entity slammed a massive uppercut on his insectoid foe. The monster was launched into the air, and the clown lifted up, quickly gaining altitude over his foe, and slamming a hard double-fist ax handle on the creature, his body being thrown to the hand as if a cannon shot.
With his foe down again, the clown reaches into his pockets. One hand pulls out fireworks and the other pulls out razor cards, and at once, he throws both.
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Post by HyperGFreak on Apr 2, 2007 10:11:14 GMT -5
Rakkaden gives another hiss, this time using his legs as crane-type things to hoist himself back up and face the incoming projectiles. This time, he opens up with a new trick, flipping open his stomach and sending a massive glob of gastric juices in the projectiles’ direction, before closing up and rapidly skittering backwards.
The fireworks are missed, and smash into Rakkaden’s rapidly retreating legs, causing pain and inducing screams from the insect. However, the glob of acid catches the razor cards, blunting them and having them bounce off their target harmlessly. Rakkaden lets out another shriek, before whipping out his gut and catapulting another hunk of acid into Milenko’s lower body. Acid splatters all over his shins, legs, feet, shoes, and hot dog, yellowish gunk slipping down and causing steam to rise into the air, letting flesh fall and bone show through.
Rakkaden’s claw whips up and points at Milenko’s stomach, and it opens to reveal a rapidly coalescing orb that fires off at Milenko without further ado.
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Post by Monster Master on Apr 2, 2007 14:18:41 GMT -5
Sooo upgrading Milenko with some new toys after this match...
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The orb strikes the demonic clown, but not before Milenko's spikes launched themselves from his shoes, each one of the deadly objects stabbing in various areas of kaiju's build. Rakkaden falls back, screaming in pain, but the demonic clown then launches even more spikes.
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