MM & IR vs. AH & PCZ

[Monster Master]

Monster Master: Ankylotherium
&
Inferno Rodan: Panzer

vs.

AlienHulk2099: Aljubell
&
Perfect Chaos Zero: Argus

Ref: kaosugoji
Rules: Normal Tag Match
Arena: African Plains
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Ankylotherium storms in and roars... awaiting...

[alienhulk2099]

Well, I lived a good life. *takes deep breath*

Aljubell in his ball form makes it to the top of the plains of Africa, analyzing to find an opponent by orders of his master at Earth's core. He sees an odd creature that possess a threat to him. Aljubell unsheaths his body and stands tall in his black and green robotic form. With his guns drawn and sights set he finds himself ready for combat as well as his ax attached within his chest.

On a side note, don't see The Eden Formula, that movie has problems even I find in bad taste.

[Inferno Rodan]

Panzer charges into the area and takes his stance next to Ankylotherium, then roars as well.

[Perfect Chaos Zero]

Thick clouds billowed and rolled across the midday sky, and thin plumes of dust drifted over the wild plains, as the pair of dinosaurian behemoths prepared to face off against this alien intruder into their territory. In spite of the unfavorable odds, the war machine, Aljubell, stood firm and undaunted, ready to dance to the death with these fearsome beasts. And in the distance, silent and immobile, sat a lone witness to the carnage that was soon to be.

It was a stone megalith, as old and weathered as the ancient lands upon which it sat...legs turned in opposite directions, and the massive hooves of its feet clasped together before it. Its back was hunched, its face bowed as if in meditation...dirty, fuzzy moss appeared to have grown all over its chest and back and most of its head, save for the mask covering what looked to be its face. Its right hand, resting near the knee on the same side, held what looked like a massive stone replica of a meat tenderizer, pointing toward the sky...its other hand was empty, held open before it with palm facing upward, as if ready to accept an offering. It looked for all the world like a statue crafted by a civilization long dead...most likely a monument to an ancient deity.

The other beings in the area continued their face-off, ignoring the silent and immobile statue in the distance as it presented no danger to them.....until one of the beasts, Panzer, halted and sniffed the air tensely. Its ally, Ankylotherium, halted in time with its partner's hesitation...and then caught on to what was happening. It didn't take long for Aljubell to take notice as well: something was amiss.

The sky was darkening, rather suddenly. A distant rumble of thunder sounded to punctuate this phenomena...sounding oddly too distant, not coming from every direction at once as natural thunder should have.

Then, a faint flicker of motion caught the combatants' eyes, turning their heads - and causing them to reel back in surprise of what they saw.

The statue's open hand, slowly closing into a tight, solid fist. Ancient dust and dirt cracked and crumbled as the stone hand flexed, and the megalith slowly lifted its masked face. Stretching its massive arm and placing its hand on the ground beside it for support, the giant started to work its legs out of their meditative pose...its entire body creaked and groaned with the stress of age as it slowly planted its massive feet.

Then, a series of sharp snaps and cracks resounded as it forced its right hand wide open - then closed back around the handle of its weapon before it could fall away. With a slow but surprisingly deft gesture, the living statue twirled the cleaver around into a reverse grip, aiming it toward the ground...then planted the massive weapon into the earth for further support, as it began to lever itself up from the ground enough to gather its legs beneath it, and with a final great push of strength, the giant stood fully upright.

The others a distance away watched in awe as the colossus shifted its weapon back to a standard grip, and then slowly shook itself free of any remaining dirt and grime. The fuzzy moss shook and ruffled itself, now resembling more the actual fur of a living creature encumbered in heavy stone armor. And finally...the pair of black orbs on its mask where eyes must have been came alight, revealing a pair of sky-blue, star-shaped irises.

Another rumbling growl issued from the living statue as it slowly turned its head back and forth, observing these foreign beings who intruded upon its resting place...the metallic alien, Aljubell, and the heavily-armored sauropods Panzer and Ankylotherium. Who would dare to earn the sleeping giant's anger?...

[kaosugoji]

Kill each other and such.

[Monster Master]

Anky looked at Panzer and then eyed his two foes. If they weren't like him and his kind.. They were enemies. No ifs, ands, or buts.

With a snarling bellow, the rhino-like kaiju charged forward, aiming to collide with Argus. But at the last second, he turned to the side and skidded on the yellow plains. A dust cloud rose up as inertia took effect and his body turned around and tail leaned back.

Using the inertia to increase his club's power, the monster threw it forward. The powerful, destructive weapon turned the stone armor on Argus' chest into a series of cracks. Pebbles and chunks fell to the ground before the Heaven-born being fell down on its hind with an 'ummph'-like noise.

Ankylotherium turned around, stomping its massive feet and leaning up on its hind legs. Its size loomed over Argus and now threatened to smash into his shoulders with his front legs.

[alienhulk2099]

Right before Ankylotherium could make his move Aljubell analyzed his enemy and quickly used his right foot to kick his opponent directly into the creature's ribs, halting the attack and flipping him over. After analzying Panzer Aljubell reverted into his ball form and his Panzer at mach 2 speed. The collision knocked Panzer down to the ground with his body riddled in ghastly pain, bruises, and blood and foam caking to the mouth as he got up. Aljubell turned back into his robot form and aimed his diagonal gun towers from his gatling gun shoulder joints directly towards Panzer.

[Inferno Rodan]

I'm assuming the post order is the same as the order of our intros.

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Panzer takes little heed of the weapons, allowing his armor to absorb the majority of the bullets with little damage as he charges toward the obese machine. His crusher horns close around Aljubell's hips, several of the spikes sinking into the armor as pressure is applied. With a roar, Panzer continues to increase the pressure with his horns. Eventually, the armor groans and begins to give way, crunching inwards a few meters on either side.

With a grunt, Panzer lifts Aljubell off the ground and dumps it at his side. He then swings his mighty tail club at the mech's chest.

[Perfect Chaos Zero]

The stone sentinel, Argus, uttered a cough and shook off the powerful blow to his sternum before climbing back to his feet. With the first blows fallen, alliances and opposition were established: Aljubell would stand at his side against this pair of armored behemoths.

A loud crashing thud rang out behind him, and he turned to see the second of the saurian beasts, Panzer, smack away the alien machine with its powerful clubbed tail.....the Colossus tightened its grip on its short sword in hesitation, torn between going to the aid of its ally or concentrating its effort on the other enemy, Ankylotherium.

...Ruefully, he hoped Aljubell would fare well enough left to its own means for the time being, and turned back to his original attacker. The quadrupedal beast, vaguely similar in appearance to some of his own four-legged brethren like Basaran and Cenobia, uttered a menacing growl as it braced itself for the stone titan's retaliation. And retaliate he did: Argus came forward suddenly, now moving faster than he appeared capable just a few moments ago, and used his free hand to grasp hold of the sauropod's numerous facial horns. The beast grunted and shook its head in resistance, but the ancient sentinel would have none of it as he pushed his stone blade up against its throat, forcing its head and neck to bend forward - then thrust its wicked tusks down into the earth to trap it in place.

Now, pulling back his weapon, he shifted it around into a reverse grip, then stood and reared far back before letting fly with a vicious stabbing blow right between the behemoth's eyes. It shuddered and snarled in pain as its head shook from the blow and its buried tusks displaced earth in its efforts to break free...but before it could escape, Argus ruthlessly pushed its head back down into the ground with his massive hoof(note: no damage here), then shifted his cleaver back to a standard grip as he stepped over to the side of the monster. Half-crouching and pulling far back again, he followed through with another terrific punching stab this time aimed for the side of Ankylotherium's neck...

[Monster Master]

Weapon met armor, and both refused to give. The natural armor of the dinosaur-like mammal resisted, but still wasn't without damage. Chunks of armor fell from its neck, and likewise, chips of rock came off of the clubbing weapon. The dinosaur's body, still laying on the ground, thrashed about as its tail came around...

WHAM!

The club ending tail smacked hard into Argus' skull and sent the giant deity staggering back before falling. Rock and blood dripped from its bruised jaw, and now, freed, Ankylotherium rolled onto its back and stood upright.

His red eyes glared at the deity and it puffed aloud. Its front legs kicked back the dirt in its way and its head lowered. He hoped Panzer would keep the machine busy as he prepared the gore....

[alienhulk2099]

Aljubell realized that probably his only means of winning would be lost if he didn't react. Grabbing Panzer by the neck he threw his opponent into Ankylotherium just as he was about to attack Argus. The two enemy kaiju fell down flat. Aljubell used his wrist cannons to fire two fire balls directly into Ankylotherium's head, scorching his face and creating nasty burn marks and blisters. As they got up Aljubell prepared to fire every gatling gun on his joints, aiming directly towards Panzer.


Guys, my other comp crashed and we'll have to take it in tomorrow, don't expect me to post for the next few days.

[Inferno Rodan]

>.>
<.<

Pokemon Diamond has consumed my soul...

>.>
<.<

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Once again, Panzer lets his armored back soak up the assault as he charges toward the machine. This time, however, he plants his front left foot on the ground and simultaneously kicks off with his rear feet, resulting in his entire body pivoting around his planted front foot. The momentum of his charge is diverted into the swing, adding immense power to the already tremendous blow to come...

A thunder-like boom echoes across the plains as Panzer's tail club slams into the side of Aljubell's torso with sufficient force to send the 400,000-ton monstrosity tumbing end over end with a large area of armor around the impact site caved inwards.

With that, Panzer turns to Argus. He paws the ground and roars, then charges at the colossus, intent on crushing it between his horns.

[Perfect Chaos Zero]

With a shake of his head, Argus spat black blood between the newly-formed cracks in his ancient mask as he stood back up. A short distance away, Ankylotherium was also recovering from whatever damage Aljubell had given it...and a dull echoing crash far away marked the alien titan's own resting place after Panzer had brutally evicted it from the immediate field of battle.

And Panzer itself...was on a collision course with him. Its massive spiked pincers spread wide as it bellowed its intentions...no doubt intending to seize and crush him, and more than likely having the power to do so.

It was too late to dodge the thundering behemoth or its horns, and too late to ready an immediate and effective counter-attack. Argus could do nothing but stand firm and meet the assault.

So he did. In a most peculiar act of seeming carelessness, the ancient one flicked his arm and tossed his weapon spinning into the air. Panzer gave the move no consideration, though, as it quickly closed ground and made ready to slam its pincers shut around Argus. He responded by spreading his feet to fortify his stance, readying his arms - and then intercepting the massive barbed horns with the armored gauntlettes on the backs of his hands.

The strength behind the pincers was impressive; spikes cracked and pierced the ancient stone armor, and Argus couldn't suppress a wince as the barbs bit into his hands, but he mustered all the timeless strength in his body and held back the instruments that threatened to crush him.....as he struggled with the beast, face to snarling face, he sensed a brief flicker in its glare; a lapse in its attention, for no more than perhaps a split-second. And in that split-second, he could hear the whirling of his short stone sword as it tumbled through the air, just now beginning its return to the ground.

He quickly crouched, straining desperately to hold the monster's horns off as he simultaneously mustered his quivering legs beneath him...and then, in a display of agility rarely seen from any Colossus, he used the pincers bearing down on him for leverage to thrust himself straight up into the air. Flexing and turning his arms around and downward as he tucked his legs up beneath him, safely out of the pincers' reach, he then swiftly crossed his arms beneath him to pull them free of the spikes, allowing the horns to slam together with a loud, resounding CRACK!!

Panzer bellowed in frustration as it saw that its attack had been foiled, and glared up into the darkening sky after its adversary. Argus' body uncurled as he reached with one arm toward the sky - and successfully caught his weapon by the haft as it fell back to him. The saurian below could not help but recoil slightly as the stone sentinel was silhouetted by a sudden flash of heat lightning against the sky...and it had not the chance to ready its horns again as the giant raised his other arm and bore his sword with both hands, and let the momentum roll his body forward as he swung with all his considerable might, smashing a devastating axe-handle blow with the edge of his blade square into the enemy's skull.

The blow could have triggered an earthquake, had it struck nothing but ground. Panzer would certainly wish it had, as its head buckled violently under the crippling blow...blood began to trickle from a visible crack in its tough hide as the brute's forelegs sagged, and its back legs could barely hold it up.

Stunned by the devastating blow, the beast could only snarl weakly as Argus now landed right atop its deadly pincers. Quickly replacing his feet between them, the titan reached over and now stabbed his weapon into the ground beside them, leaving it for the moment as he carefully took hold of the monster's horns with his hands. Making sure he wouldn't injure himself on any of the barbs, he then half-stood and started to step backward, dragging the brained behemoth with him...but one foot remained where it was planted, and the creature's snout caught on his hoof...

...Which was what he planned on. Crouching down a bit and then pushing that leg up, he lifted Panzer's entire body clear of the ground, then swiftly planted both feet and gave a hefty yank to the side. Slowly, almost clumsily at first, he began to whirl the massive beast around by the pincers...but he steadily gained speed, carefully pivoting around on the tips of his hooves as he spun faster and faster, until the armored saurian appeared to blur with the speed it moved. At this point, with a mighty roar, Argus released his foe: continuing to spin around himself, he deftly crouched down and snatched his sword from the ground, before digging his heel into the earth to bring himself to an abrupt stop. He stood in a semi-crouch, weapon held in a reverse grip before him as he watched Panzer hurtle through the air at terrific speed, tumbling out of control, soon to smash most painfully into its fellow saurian...

[Monster Master]

Ankylotherium snorted as his eyes watched his brother fly at him as if it were a meteor. The dinosaur-mammal mutant swiftly rolled to the side. He, and his ally, knew there was nothing he could do to stop such a throw, he could only hope Panzer would land on his well-armored back...

And he did. The ankylosaur skidded for several hundred meters before stopping and Ankylotherium looked at the deep crevice his skidding had formed on the flat landscape. He then looked at the still-downed machine, and then at the giant... Clearly the worst of the two.

The monster began circling his foe, and likewise, the giant did also. The mutant's trunk-like legs began dragging on the ground and then pulling forward to repeat the process as anticipation began to build in its primal mind.

The beast's head lowered to the ground where snot and saliva began to mix with the up-turned dirt. Then he charged forward...

His head lowered down and each of his legs making booms that were louder than any thunder ever heard. The colossus remained like he had before, just bracing himself for the attack. The two met and the ground quaked around them as it shivered in fear of exploding about as the two pushed on one another.

Ankylotherium's head remained low and Argus' hands tried to push his own body down. With a show of his own strength, Ankylotherium lowered his front legs so that his front side was down and back end sticking straight up. Argus stumbled forward.. Now leaning on his shoulders.

The beast snarled in rage and buckled his hind legs while lashing upward with his front body. Argus was catapulted into the air and soon began to fall. The anylosaur-like tail steadied and straightened as the deity fell...

WHAM!

Argus body acted like a baseball. Ankylotherium's tail was the bat. The God was sent flying backward in a trail of rock and flesh that freely fell from his form. The being hit the ground flat as if it were water. The monster leaned up on his hind legs and roared before slamming back down to Earth and charging forward with his horns lowered to gore his foe.

[alienhulk2099]

Oh man, how can I compete with essay long attacks? Well, here goes nothing. *takes deep breath*




Before Ankylotherium could land his mighty blow into Argus, Aljubell quickly used his ball form to ram directly into the mammalian reptile's left side, sending him flying thousands of yards until he hit the base of a very large rock. The massive shellshock created large cracks and dents into his armor. As Aljubell's muscular-like form helped Argus up he quickly targeted his thirty two laser launchers on his shoulders.